Oreimo Radio 04
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September 24, 2010
"Aya-chi"Ayana Taketatsu -Kirino
"Kana-chan" Kana Hanazawa -Kuroneko
Transcript
Drama
Kuroneko: You're in a good mood today
Kirino: It's because the anime will start airing soon. Of course I'm excited.
Kuroneko: How simple you are. But it's affected the listeners too. We have more mail than before.
Kirino: For real? Thanks, everyone!
Kuroneko: If you're so happy about it, why not introduce one already?
Kirino: "Kirino-chan, Kuroneko-sama, a suggestion for Oreimo. Have Kirino talk like Kuroneko. Have Kuroneko talk like Kirino" That sounds fun. Let's try it!
Kuroneko: I have to imitate you?
Kirino: You did it for the drama CD, right? Like that.
Kuroneko: My, my. Guess I don't have a choice.
Kirino: Okay, let's start now. <cough>
Kirino[Kuroneko]: You really are the lowest scum. Stop pretending that you're human. Act like a worm that you are and crawl on the ground.
Kuroneko: That was the requested line from the last show. Anyway, you just wanted to say that to me, didn't you?
Kirino[Kuroneko]: I thought it was human custom to stay silent when they don't know what they're talking about.
Kuroneko: You always vex me...
Kirino[Kuroneko]: Oh my. I wonder just how long I will have to wait before I can hear my imitation?
Kuroneko: <Laugh> I see. That's how it is. Very well. I'll accomodate you. You shall regret this, bitch. (She says bitch in English,t his isn't my interpretation of what she said)
Kuroneko[Kirino]: Hello, radio listeners! I'm Kousaka Kirino! I'm a beautiful girl who loves eroge and her brother!
Kirino: There's no way I'd say that!
Kuroneko[Kirino]: Gross! You're spitting. Are you stupid or something?
Kirino: So that's what you think of me?!
Kuroneko: I believe it is a very close resemblance. I wonder how our good listeners think?
Kirino: I'm sure they disagree. They'd say "Kiririn is more cute!"
Kuroneko: Let's see what the reaction is.
Kirino: So we're asking which imitation was better?
Kuroneko: The day after tomorrow, September 26th, at Dengekibun there's an Oreimo event.
Kirino: <List of voice actor names>
Kuroneko: Very soon we'll be receiving responses to the anime.
Kirino: Everyone, look forward to it!
Kuroneko: You're always so proud. I'm a bit nervous.
Kirino: It'll be fine! I'll be right next to you!
Kuroneko: Speak for yourself. So, let's end it.
Kirino: Bye bye!
Start
Aya: This is the first radio show after the anime started airing
Both: Yay!
??: I'm nervous!
?? other: I'm nervous!
??: What's wrong with us today? We kept stumbling a lot today.
K: Feels like it's been a while since we did this.
A: The dubbing has started. Last time, we hadn't started the dubbing yet.
K: Isn't the event tomorrow?
A: Yeah!
They talk about what they'll do. They're not sure. Sounds like they're recording a radio show.
GATHER AROUND, OTAKU GIRLS
Laughing about the music, as usual
Apparently a lot of mail came
Writer; As soon as I entered high school, I made otaku friends. One day I heard music. I asked what song it was, and she suddenly became angry. "You're hopeless. You haven't progressed at all. First you get into kid's anime that airs at night. Then you read JUMP or ??SUN. You go through that before entering the true world of anime. It's no good that you jumped straight into anime the way you have." It turns out the song was from Alchemist. It hurt me to suddenly be called hopeless. I like Crayon Shini-chan, Lucky Star, Minamike, Keion. I like ordinary things like that. I don't really read shonen manga since I don't like fighting. Are there really different levels? Isn't it good enough to like what I like? Ayachi-san and Kanachan-san, what do you think about there being levels?
K: Levels? Well, I do understand how sometimes telling other girls about the things you like gets you blank stares.
A: You are pretty shallow.
K: But I do like Alchemist.
A: But I think it's fine.
K: It's fine if you don't go through levels. But it might be interesting to see stuff from other genres.
A: Yeah. I don't read shonen manga, but it might be fun.
Writer: I'm an otaku girl. I love anime, voice actors, and idols! Especially something with a lot of cute girls. I especially like shoujo anime, female voice actresses, and female idols. I like it so much that I even go to events. As two female voice actors, what do you think of the rare female fan? Also, what do you think the male fans think of such girls?
K: It makes me happy to hear that from a female fan.
A: I also like girls. I like shows with heroines.
K: You said you like female voice actors.
A: I like female voice actors and gal games. And... bishoujo characters.
K: It's the same!
A: I can kind of understand
K: I like idols. Like AKB
A: They're cute.
They talk about AKB playing rock paper scissors and being cute
K: You know, at handshaking events. It makes me so happy when there are girls there.
A: It makes me want to hug them.
Writer: I'm a baseball manager. Sometimes at a game, at this high school they'll play Eva's Theme of a Cruel Angel. There's more otaku things in everyday life, it's really exciting. Do you two understand how that feels?
A: Sometimes on TV when I hear an anime song BGM I go "Oh!" Yeah, we understand
Writer: I'm a woman, but I like girl characters more than male characters. The otaku girls around me mostly like male characters. The male characters I like are ones wearing aprons and cooking.
K<Excited>: Oh! That's great! A: Really? I guess it'd be nice if such a character cooked for you
Writer: Do you two like such characters? Good luck with the radio
K:Ayachi, I just thought of something. I really like Sanji from One Piece.
A: That's great!
K: He wears a suit, then an apron, and he has the fry pan.
A: He's cool.
K: And he'll kick with those legs looking like that.
A: Just what are you looking at?
K: What do you like, Ayachi?
A: I guess I like characters with glasses. As well as tsuntsun characters. (I guess like tsundere but without the deredere part?)
K: Kind of like an S? (Sadistic?)
A: Cool. A S. When he takes his glasses off, he has a gentle face.
K: When he takes his glasses off he has a gentle face? For some reason that makes me think of Benzou (From Kiteretsu Hyakka)
A: Wait a moment! Not like that! He's cool, but when he takes the glasses off, poof, he'll smile with a gentle expression. I might like tsundere. I might not like that in 3D terms though.
K: A 3D tsundere would probably be annoying.
A: But a 2D tsundere is the best
K: But waiting for the dere is good.
A: Yeah. But in 3D, it'd be tsun tsun tsun, and finally, the dere appears. That's what'd be annoying. Actually, this might be it.
A: A lot of them said they like female characters. I also prefer female characters, so I really understand. In the past, I would imitate the hair styles of cute girls.
K: Really?! Did you pull that off?
A: When in elemetnary school, I'd bring a manga and say "please do it like this" But they said it'd be difficult since the characters are from manga.
K: Like Sailor Moon was possible when you're small.
A: Yeah. Like the odango hair. But it's hard to get your hair out of that.
K: Yeah, I really understand that. I tried it before. Like Sailor Moon.
A: No way! I want to see that. I bet it's really cute.
K: No way. If I did it now, I'd look like a yanmama (Slang, derives from "Young mama")
A: Why a yanmama?
Hoshikuze Witch Meruru/ Maschera Datenshi Kemono no Doukoku
Gundam VS Macross
Taketatsu Gundam VS Hanazawa Macross
Writer I don't have a little sister: I'm definitely in the Gundam camp. Gundam enters its 30th anniversary this year. Even after 30 years it has fans of all ages, male or female, etc. It's because of the characters and great lines. There's no way who hasn't heard of it.
K: That's true. It has a long history. Wait a moment Ayachi
A: What is it?
K: Here I go
Writer Ao-san: I want to introduce Macross 7. The main character has geniuslevel piloting skills. He does it because he wants everyone on the battlefield to hear his song.
A: Eh? But Gundam has good songs too. It has a lot of famous songs.
They sing a portion of some Macross song
Writer I want to believe in the possibility of plastic: I want to support Gundam because of Gunpla.
Writer Ippi Poppi: I'm a girl, but I like robots. I'm in the Macross camp. It's because Oreimo's Kyousuke is played by Nakamura Yuuichi-san who is Macross F's star.
K: See, there's Nakamura-san
A: Oh! Oniichan is here!
K: But Macross really has good songs
Writer Ore no yakiimo: Macross has better romance, but Gundam is about a man's fight. Seeing the men fires you up. The protagonist desperately fighting so the death of his friend in battle is not wasted. Oh, Gundam. It's so passionate!
K: Ayachi, why did you read it like that?
A: It needed to be read passionately
K: It's true. Gundam does have a very male oriented story.
A: But Seed has a... man and man... friendship, sort of love. It's like a bond.
K: What'll I do?
Writer: When you debate, the muscles in your face shake a lot. I'm with Macross because of the music, the triangle romance, and themes. It shows us more drama than just a war. A: It really shows human drama. How can I retort?
Writer Kirino and Kuroneko are my wings: I like both of them, but I'm going with Gundam for this. You two might akkai. Finally, I like Gundam and Macross, but I like Oreimo more!
K: Akkai?
A: What is that?
K: What's dome?
A: Mobile Suits is what MS means?
K: That's kind of cute
Writer: Some Gundam guy Tsuchida actually like Macross better. Macross fans are such maniacs that they banned mentioning it because they won't stop laughing.
A: What?!
K: That's how it appears.
A: No way! Tsuchida-san has appeared on TV, he's famous!
Writer: But he likes Macross more
A: It's a lie! He talked so much about Gundam, but he likes Macross. He's a traitor!
K: Yeah, but stories appear so easily. I'm sure he actually likes Gundam.
A: I guess.
K: Also, there are probably a lot of celebrities that like Gundam.
A: Last turn
Writer: Haro is cute, so I'm completely for Gundam. Haro is in most series. I also would love it if Ayachi did a Haro voice.
A: But I don't really know Haro's character.
K[Haro]: Speak haltingly
A[Haro]: Speaking haltingly. I'm Taketatsu Aya. Haro. I'm Haro.
K: Just like that. That's cute
Writer Kyousuke-san's little sister is so cute that it's hard to live: Speaking of robot anime. There's Tetsujin 28, Mazinger Z, Transformers, Evangelion, Zegapain, Brand Braver. There's often a n. But Macross dosen't have a n!
A: It's true
Writer: Macross!
K: That's why it's popular
A: Really?
A: But there are other anime that don't have a n in it. Like Fafner. Sousei no Fafner
A: What a fight. I'm really tired
K: Tired
A: They're both pretty popular. They both have their own appeal
LIFE COUNSELING
K: Why's the music so over the top?
A: I feel like it's time to drink sake
Writer Hisaya: What if he doesnt come? -Tamori
Talk about why didn't they call instead
Writer Himaboujin: I think heavy things are heavy too. Inabou
Both: It'll be okay in a hundred years!
K: Poor guy
A: He can't talk, but I'm sure it's hard.
K: But it's hard
A: How surreal
Writer: Can't lose. Can't give up. Can't run away. Got to believe to the end. When it seems hopeless, which is most important? -My daiji one's brother's band After mulling about it for a bit
K: Ayachi, which is most important?
A: Eh? You're asking me?
K: Well, giving up is like losing. Maybe running away is most important. If you go "it's hopeless and run away" that's the worst.
Writer ore no imouto ga konna ni kawaii wake ga nai: I don't know how I taste - Blue Hawaii
A: That's true. It has a mysterious flavor. Kind of tropical.
K: I haven't really eaten much Blue Hawaii. Do you eat it?
A: I used to eat it.
K: What do you like on your shaved ice?
A: Strawberry.
K: Strawberry suits you.
K: But what flavor is Blue Hawaii?
A: That's true. What flavor is it?
Writer: I want to beat the fairy with punches and kicks like back then. -Hanazawa Kana
K: I want to forget that past. What's up with that?
K: I always went home in a group of three. One of the girls in the group said she saw a fairy.
A: What an amazing girl:
K: So we'd go home defeating fairies. So me and the other girl couldn't see the fairies. So we'd follow that girl's instructions. Like "It's over there. Punch and kick there." And you'd get points from that girl.
A: It was a dream?
K: So the neighborhood kids were probably like "Why are these girls punching and kicking the air?" And why are they pounding on that man hole?
A: How old were you? K: I was in elementary school
A: That's cute.
K: That's not cute.
A: But when I was small, I might have seen a fairy.
They talk about how there's probably evil fairies even though they think they're good in general
A: I was worried about what would happen to me this time.
K: That's right, we didn't have one about Ayachi. Next time let's have a Taketatsu festival next time.
A: No way! Let's have a Kanachan festival instead
ENDING
K: How was it, Ayachi?
A: Well, we read a lot of mail. I feel like I really exhausted though. I wonder why?
K: Well you did a lot of the recommendation this time. I"m sure my turn will come up
A: Yeah, next time I'll have it easy.
K: Ayachi, help me pick them. We need to do this together, Ayachi!
K: By the way, the next VS is Dragon Quest VS FF. Taketatsu Draque VS Hanazawa FF.
A: Oh, I'll make a submission in secret
K: Using a handle name? How do you feel about Draque?
A: I love Draque. I also like FF. Both of them have their appealing points.
Talks about the event and who will appear