Oreimo Radio 02

August 27, 2010
"Aya-chi"Ayana Taketatsu -Kirino
"Kana-chan" Kana Hanazawa -Kuroneko

Transcript

Drama

Kirino makes fun of Kuroneko for being nervous. Complains that she spent yesterday practicing with Kuroneko since it's gone to waste

Kuroneko denies it. Kirino continues to make fun of Kuroneko, who is unfazed when Kuroneko threatens her

Kuroneko asks if they received any mail to discuss what to do for this corner, Kirino says a lot came, but it's so much that the staff are having trouble going through them. So they won't read any till next time

Kuroneko tells Kirino to at least go over what arrived

Rango asks what they think of the characters who appear in the novel Kuroneko: No way. Kirino: There's no way we can do that on the radio!

Ransei-san wants them to debate about what they say in the anime Kirino: Oh, this might be interesting. Kuroneko: Seems a bit realistic. But is this really okay?

Kuroneko: There's still time left. Kirino: Really? Then let's talk about last time. What did you think of the recording? Kuroneko: Let's see. It was pretty hard. It was my first time on the radio, after all. Kirino: I bet you were relieved to have me with you! Kuroneko: What a condescending woman. Speaking of the last radio show... There's a rumor that Taketatsu-san is a pervert Kirino: {annoyed} That really is going around now, isn't it? Kuroneko: Actually, when doing the anime, they said that "Since Kirino is such a pervert, it'd be hard for the voice actress. But Taketatsu-san should be fine." Kirino: I'm not a pervert! Kuroneko: Let's let the viewer decide whether you're a pervert or not. Kirino: No, that's wrong. Come on guys, deny it! What are you guys doing letting the heroine be called a pervert before the anime starts?! Kuroneko: They've got me, so it's no problem.

Kuroneko: Time's about up. Kirino: Mou! So it ends with me being a pervert?!

START

So they talk about how the radio show is for the anime starting in October. Since it's almost September they're excited since October is just a month off

Since it was about three weeks since they last talked they felt like they had grown distance. Aya-chi was using formal Japanese that morning since she was feeling self-conscious

They talk about seeing a video on Niconico video

Aya-chi changes the subject: I'm not a pervert!

Kana-chan: What's wrong? Just be a pervert!

Aya-chi: No way!

Somehow this leads into a discussion about favorite smells before Aya-chi denying that she's a pervert again.

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GATHER TOGETHER, OTAKU GIRLS!

Girls: What's this music? Why use this music?

They explain that on this corner, they only read mail from female otaku

??: Why play this angelic sounding music?

??: Since it's mail from girls, it should sound cute

??: Oh, so it's like a sacred place. Only girls are allowed

Aya-chi: Kana-chan, were there are a lot of otaku around you? Like during school?

Kana-chan: Yeah, there were. When I was the most otaku in middle school as well as those around me.

Aya-chi: You'd be a good friend for Ruri (Kuroneko). It was the same for me in high school. For me, we were into Prince of Tennis

Kana-chan: Me too. TeniPuri and... Full Metal Alchemist

?: Naruto. We'd sing the songs in karaoke. Plus they aired in the afternoons.

There first one is from someone whose pen name is "I like Card Captor Sakura". Basically says she likes CC Sakura and thinks Kerberos is both cute and cool. That's it, to the surprise of the girls

They figure it's a response to last time when Aya said she likes Sakura. Apparently a lot of e-mail came saying they also liked Sakura

They talk about some anime that I don't know. Sorry!

Mako-san: Lately I've been using my money for figures, manga, doujinshi, etc. Girls my age are usually into fashion, but I'm not into that at all. I like otaku things. Mom says I'm almost delusion www. (Kana: Does this stand for warau/laughter?) But I feel happy seeing cute girls and feel satisfied

?: I remember reading magazines like Seventeen. In school I bought a lot of CDs

?: I remember drawing

A: I was an otaku in high school. So it's okay. What's fashion? Is it something delicious?

K: Really?

?: You can draw?

Kana?: I can. Maybe I should draw Kuroneko. I always drew so eventually people started calling me Shishou/master. Like "Shishou, please draw this for me."

A?: Eh, what's that?!

A draws Kirino. She doesn't know how the hair is. Kana tells Aya that it's cute and that she's good

Didn't catch the name: I started to really like little sisters. My little brother saw me playing little sister games on the PC. He won't tell the parents, but threatens me when we fight. What should I do?

They wonder what a little sister game is. They wonder if it's that bad for their parent to know.

K: That's fine if she can, but she probably plays it in secret in her room.

A: Ever since elementary school, I'd play gal games in the living room, so I don't feel embarrassed

?: Then just be open about it. Like "this is what I like"

K: Be like Aya-chi and do it in the living room

A: Do it! Do it!

?? writer: I'm a girl, but I like stuff for boys. I often go to events for guys. At live shows I'm usually surrounded by guys. Sometimes it's hard, but I will do my best for what I like

??: What can be done?

??: Maybe have seats just for girls?

??: I didn't go to events because there were too many guys

??: I suppose some would feel embarrased

K: I've never been to an event, but I have been to Animate

Aya asks what it's like and if everyone there was an otaku

K: Yeah, people wouldn't go there if they weren't interested. I was searching for Azumanga Daioh character songs.

A: I bought a Horie Yui-san CD. I've never told her in person, but I really liked her when I was in school

Talks about how she really likes female voice actors

K: But now, you're a female voice actor, Aya-chi.

A: It feels strange.

K: I really like ?Park-san from Full Metal Alchemist

?: Apparently this is what this corner is like

I DON'T KNOW WHAT _ _ MEANS

The internet slang corner

Shiroi kage-san: I'm a German listener. So I thought I'd introduce a German thing to ?? who often uses German

?? comment: Why is it always me? That worries me.

Shiroi kage-san: This is also used in America. So what's lol means?

They have no idea and think it's difficult. Theory is it's a smiley

Apparently someone signals that the shape isn't what matters

?: So the letters matter? What's it mean?

?: Loli?

?: But it's something that everyone uses frequently on the Net.

?: Laugh?

The answer: Laughing out loudly

?: Oh, so it's like how we use w

Aka something: This is my submission: A person's name sankaku (triangle)

K: Oh, maybe the first part is like -san?

K: Maybe it's like an actual triangle, like maru (O) or batsu (X)

A: Like a rating system?

A: A hint, apparently soccer play Honda something was called Honda-sankaku

K: He's really well-respected. So sankaku might be related to that

K: Tri-angular? Maybe it means he's on the top of a peak? Or a leader?

The answer: Honda-san kakke. Honda-san kakkeee! (Honda-san kakko ii/Honda-san is cool)

A: It's a pun?!

Both: Eeeeeh?!

?: I don't know when I'd use LOL, but I might use sankaku. Although I bet I'll forget about it when I get home

They talk about not understand gal letters either. But they admit to having fun and say it's like cracking a code

Hoshikuze Witch Meruru/ Maschera Datenshi Kemono no Doukoku

Looks like in this section the girls take a side and debate the way Kirino and Kuroneko do. I didn't really get that at first so I don't know who took which side and wasn't sure what they were talking about

Karzu SP versus Akiba Blog

Note: Okay, so it looks like it's a competition between websites:

Karzu SP http://www.karzusp.net/

Akiba Blog http://www.akibablog.net/

Someone mentions something looks like a Pokemon card

Karzu SP-san got a girlfriend or something. They talk about sharing the happiness

The counter point: The writer says that Akiba blog is kind of erotic. They think of it like a bible for otaku. They grant the desires of men

A: But if it just grants what the boy's want, then what about the girls?

K: The girls... can go to another site

Laughter

A: And that's okay?

K: Well they say it's erotic.

A: Then does that mean kazu sp isn't erotic?

Writer: Apparently both sites are perverted. I'm sure Kyousuke checks both of them everyday

From "My brother isn't that macho": I want to cheer for Akiba Blog. My reason is that when I look at the site, maybe it's a coincidence, there's a picture for Nendroid figure for Kirino. Karzu SP doesn't have that

From: "Kyousuke's little sister is too cute, it's hard to live": Karzu SP is amazing because its background color is gray. It reminds him of some sites he used to like

?: But it's gray! Maybe everyone uses white now, but still...

?: Well it's all about preference. Gray is fine. White is too.

Writer: Akiba Blog is like God! It's got a lot of information and it's easy to read. It makes life 120%. What's Karzu SP? Is it something edible?

A: Don't mock it!

Writer: (Probably Karzu SP since its their turn) Has sei ningyo and interviews with voice actors

??: Akiba Blog sounds really amazing

??: But Karzu SP can make noodles.

??: That's what you remember?!

??: Well, isn't it interesting?

Ending

They feel like they talked a lot and learned a lot.

K: I feel like we'll be complete otaku by the time the show starts in the fall. Like Kuroneko and Kirino

?: It's already September? Summer's ending!

?: But it's hot. Don't you hate the heat?

?: I don't like it

A: It's fall though! I didn't feel the summer at all. Give back my summer! I want to go to the beach!

K: I don't know who you're talking to

For the next show, their debate will be Gundam versus Macross

K: Aya-chi, have you seen Gundam?

A: When I was in middle school, I saw Seed

They both haven't really seen Macross, but know the songs