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| If you are to much of a [[pussy|nice person]] to use Goatse as a trolling tool, redirect someone to the [[shock]]ing ASCII version [http://goatse.ch/ here].
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| == Galleries ==
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| {{cg|The Complete Kirk Johnson Collection|KJWin|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Gap1.jpg|Uploaded
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| Image:Gap2.jpg|Just
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| Image:Gap3.jpg|For
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| Image:Gap4.jpg|You
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| Image:Gap5.jpg|Nigga
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Gap6.jpg|The
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| Image:Gap7.jpg|Full
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| Image:Gap8.jpg|Goatse
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| Image:Gap9.jpg|Set
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| Image:Gap11.jpg|All
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| Image:Gap12.jpg|You
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| Image:Gap13.jpg|[[Perverts]]
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| Image:Gap14.jpg|Can
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| Image:Gap15.jpg|[[Fap]]
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| Image:Gap16.jpg|Happily
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| Image:Gap17.jpg|Hope
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| Image:Gap18.jpg|You
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| Image:Gap19.jpg|Enjoy
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| Image:Gap20.jpg|The
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| Image:Gap21.jpg|Anus
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| Image:Gap22.jpg|Opening
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| Image:Gap23.jpg|Experience
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| Image:Gap24.jpg|Of
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| Image:Gap25.jpg|Seeing
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| Image:Gap26.jpg|All
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| Image:Gap27.jpg|This
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| Image:Gap28.jpg|[[Hardcore]]
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| Image:Gap29.jpg|[[Gay]]
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| Image:Gap30.jpg|[[Pornography]]
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| Image:Gap31.jpg|Hey
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| Image:Gap32.jpg|At
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| Image:Gap33.jpg|Least
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| Image:Gap34.jpg|It
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| Image:Gap35.jpg|Isn’t
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| Image:Gap36.jpg|As
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| Image:Gap37.jpg|Bad
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| Image:Gap38.jpg|As
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| Image:Gap39.jpg|[[Pain]]
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| Image:Gap40.jpg|[[Pain series|Series]]
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| </gallery>}}
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| If you're too [[lazy]] to click on every picture, there's a slideshow of the entire picture set [http://www.goatsemarathon.com here]. Be warned, however: this site is owned and operated by the same fgt as [[Meatspin]].
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| {{cg|Gallery of Goatse|galleryofgoatse|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Long_Stairs_by_Goatse.png
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| Image:Cockmonglegoatse.jpg
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| File:Goatse Acrobatics.gif
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| Image:newgoatse01.jpg|Being gay is not ok
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| Image:Jamesholmesgoatse.png|[[James Holmes]]
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| Image:goatsegentlemen.jpeg
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| Image:newgoatse02.jpg
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| File:Goatsebush.jpg
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| File:Home Alone Goatse.jpg
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| Image:newgoatse03.jpg
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| File:Magiceye.jpg.gif
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| Image:Goatse oreilly.jpg|Goatse.cks: Resurrection. Much more disturbing than the original. Praise the [[Lawd]]!
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| Image:Girl_goatse.jpg|Girls can try too
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| Image:File.jpg
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| Image:2012goat.jpg|A Goatse-inspired [[Troll|alternative design]] for the [[London 2012 Olympics Logo]]
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| Image:Time_Goatse_Cover.jpg|It's amazing what a [[Mathematics|90 degree turn]] can do
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| Image:Goatse-time.jpg|A more explicit ''Time Magazine'' parody
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| Image:NYT Goatse 01 22 08.jpg|Goatse meets [[AIDS]] in the ''New York Times'' letters page
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| Image:AncientGoatse.jpeg|The legend of the Goatse has existed throughout time
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| Image:Goatsepants.jpg|Introducing the new Goatse(TM) line of clothing.
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| Image:pump.jpg
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| Image:1337-goatse.png|Goatse is [[1337]] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]]
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| Image:3-goatse-tattoo.jpg
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| File:Bananase.png
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| Image:33059.Banners-in-my GOATSE!!.jpg
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| Image:Goatse melon.jpg
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| Image:Goatse ring.gif
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| Image:Asciiigoatse.JPG|[[Goatse#ASCII|ASCII Goatse]] in .jpg form
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| Image:Goatse_is_god.jpg|[[Goatse]] is the One [[True]] [[God]]
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| Image:Godse.cx.jpg|[[God]] is a fan of Goatse too
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| Image:Cosmic_Goatse.jpg|The Goatse nebula
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| Image:Goatselol.gif|Pluto is also a fan of [[EXTREME]] anal stretching
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| Image:Igoatse.jpg|[[Apple]] supports Goatse
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| Image:Goatpod.jpg|[[Moar]] support from Apple
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| Image:Goatse.gif
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| Image:Laptop goatse.jpg|I'm never skyping with grandpa again
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| Image:Metro goatse.jpg|[[Canada]] loves Goatse too!
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| Image:Chicken cartoon goatse.gif
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| Image:Goatse_tree.jpg|Plz to be helping [[Goatse]]
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| Image:Goatse_sweater.jpg|The [[Goatse]] sweater
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| Image:Mexican_Goatse.JPG|Mexican car batteries do Goatse, too
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| Image:Kirkj.jpg|[[Kirk Johnson|The man]] around the anus
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| Image:ManHole.jpg
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| Image:Goatsewav.jpg|Goatse.wav
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| Image:Goatse4kids.jpg|Just so the kids aren't left out.
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| Image:Goatse-bookcover.jpg|[[DOUBLE NIGGER|Double the Goatse]], double the fun
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| Image:Goatze.gif|[[Real]] Goatse
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| Image:goatselazer.jpg
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| Image:Spartse.jpg|[[300|This is Spartse!]]
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| Image:Goatse_wordsearch.jpg|[[Seriously|Found on back of a crayon pack]]
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| Image:3D_GOATSE.jpg|3D Goatse
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| Image:bush_goatse.jpg|The REAL weapon of <s>m</s>'''ass''' destruction
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| Image:reverse_goat.jpg
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| Image:Goatsewitness.jpg
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| File:Kill Bill Goatse.gif
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| Image:goatsegame.jpg|3D interactive Goatse in [[Gloom|Games]]
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| Image:Goatse4.jpg|A rare [[Madeleine McCann]] drawing
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| Image:Goatsegirl2.jpg|[[Goatse Girl]]
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| Image:Glameow Goatse.png|Who's that Pokemon?
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| Image:YiffGoatse.jpg|[[Digimon]] Goatse: [[yiff]]tastic
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| Image:LegoGoatse.jpg|[[wtf]].
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| Image:Goatse7.jpg|[[X? in my Y?|Goatse? In my store?]]
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| Image:Goatsepokemon.gif|[[X? in my Y?|Goatse? In my]] [[Pokemans]]?
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| Image:Targoat.jpg
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| Image:Tamagotchigoatse.jpg
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| Image:Lordoftheringsgoatse.jpg|Lord of the Goatse
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| Image:Worsethangoatse.jpg|Worse than Goatse.
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| Image:BowserGoatse.jpg|[[X? in my Y?|Goatse? In my]] [[Nintendo]]?
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| Image:Mariots.gif|[[Moar]] [[Nintendo]] Goatse.
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| Image:Goatsewars.jpg|Behold the [[star wars|GoatseStar]]!
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| Image:Goatse.jpg
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| Image:Goatsecola.jpg|Delicious Goatse Cola
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| Image:Goatseoflove.jpg|Barry Bonds hit number 760
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| Image:Westnet.gif|Westnet logo
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| Image:Saddam_goatse.jpg|The hole they dug [[Saddam Hussein]] out of
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| Image:goatcomp.jpg|WANT!
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| Image:Goatsecake2.jpg|Goatse[[cake]] [[2.0]] - edible art!
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| Image:Mooning.jpg|[[fail]]
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| Image:Homerhatesgoatse.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]!!!
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| Image:Tv_kids.JPG
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| Image:Goatse_the_Snack.jpg|[[Delicious_cake|It is delicious goatse, you must eat it]]
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| Image:Wtfgoatse.jpg|[[Broadcaster]] gone wrong :O
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| Image:GoatseBioshock.jpg|[[Bioshock]] Goatse
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| Image:Goatgle.jpg|[[Google]] supports Goatse
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| Image:In_memory_of_a_legend.jpg|A touching tribute to the cornhole that changed the world.
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