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If you are to much of a [[pussy|nice person]] to use Goatse as a trolling tool, redirect someone to the [[shock]]ing ASCII version [http://goatse.ch/ here]. | |||
{{wayback|http://neil.fraser.name/scripts/img2html.pl?img=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3262%2F3216434848_5f41ed2378_t.jpg&cmd=Convert|title=High Quality HTML rendition}} | |||
== Galleries == | |||
{{cg|The Complete Kirk Johnson Collection|KJWin|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Gap1.jpg|Uploaded | |||
Image:Gap2.jpg|Just | |||
Image:Gap3.jpg|For | |||
Image:Gap4.jpg|You | |||
Image:Gap5.jpg|Nigga | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Gap6.jpg|The | |||
Image:Gap7.jpg|Full | |||
Image:Gap8.jpg|Goatse | |||
Image:Gap9.jpg|Set | |||
Image:Gap10.jpg|So | |||
Image:Gap11.jpg|All | |||
Image:Gap12.jpg|You | |||
Image:Gap13.jpg|[[Perverts]] | |||
Image:Gap14.jpg|Can | |||
Image:Gap15.jpg|[[Fap]] | |||
Image:Gap16.jpg|Happily | |||
Image:Gap17.jpg|Hope | |||
Image:Gap18.jpg|You | |||
Image:Gap19.jpg|Enjoy | |||
Image:Gap20.jpg|The | |||
Image:Gap21.jpg|Anus | |||
Image:Gap22.jpg|Opening | |||
Image:Gap23.jpg|Experience | |||
Image:Gap24.jpg|Of | |||
Image:Gap25.jpg|Seeing | |||
Image:Gap26.jpg|All | |||
Image:Gap27.jpg|This | |||
Image:Gap28.jpg|[[Hardcore]] | |||
Image:Gap29.jpg|[[Gay]] | |||
Image:Gap30.jpg|[[Pornography]] | |||
Image:Gap31.jpg|Hey | |||
Image:Gap32.jpg|At | |||
Image:Gap33.jpg|Least | |||
Image:Gap34.jpg|It | |||
Image:Gap35.jpg|Isn’t | |||
Image:Gap36.jpg|As | |||
Image:Gap37.jpg|Bad | |||
Image:Gap38.jpg|As | |||
Image:Gap39.jpg|[[Pain]] | |||
Image:Gap40.jpg|[[Pain series|Series]] | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
If you're too [[lazy]] to click on every picture, there's a slideshow of the entire picture set [http://www.goatsemarathon.com here]. Be warned, however: this site is owned and operated by the same fgt as [[Meatspin]]. | |||
<br><br> | |||
{{cg|Gallery of Goatse|galleryofgoatse|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Long_Stairs_by_Goatse.png | |||
Image:Cockmonglegoatse.jpg | |||
File:Goatse Acrobatics.gif | |||
Image:newgoatse01.jpg|Being gay is not ok | |||
Image:Jamesholmesgoatse.png|[[James Holmes]] | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:goatsegentlemen.jpeg | |||
Image:newgoatse02.jpg | |||
File:Goatsebush.jpg | |||
File:Home Alone Goatse.jpg | |||
Image:newgoatse03.jpg | |||
File:Magiceye.jpg.gif | |||
Image:newgoatse04.jpg | |||
Image:newgoatse05.jpg | |||
Image:newgoatse06.jpg | |||
Image:newgoatse07.jpg | |||
Image:newgoatse08.jpg | |||
Image:Goatse oreilly.jpg|Goatse.cks: Resurrection. Much more disturbing than the original. Praise the [[Lawd]]! | |||
Image:Girl_goatse.jpg|Girls can try too | |||
Image:File.jpg | |||
Image:2012goat.jpg|A Goatse-inspired [[Troll|alternative design]] for the [[London 2012 Olympics Logo]] | |||
Image:Time_Goatse_Cover.jpg|It's amazing what a [[Mathematics|90 degree turn]] can do | |||
Image:Goatse-time.jpg|A more explicit ''Time Magazine'' parody | |||
Image:NYT Goatse 01 22 08.jpg|Goatse meets [[AIDS]] in the ''New York Times'' letters page | |||
Image:AncientGoatse.jpeg|The legend of the Goatse has existed throughout time | |||
Image:Goatsepants.jpg|Introducing the new Goatse(TM) line of clothing. | |||
Image:pump.jpg | |||
Image:1337-goatse.png|Goatse is [[1337]] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] | |||
Image:3-goatse-tattoo.jpg | |||
File:Bananase.png | |||
Image:33059.Banners-in-my GOATSE!!.jpg | |||
Image:Goatse melon.jpg | |||
Image:Goatse ring.gif | |||
Image:Asciiigoatse.JPG|[[Goatse#ASCII|ASCII Goatse]] in .jpg form | |||
Image:Goatse_is_god.jpg|[[Goatse]] is the One [[True]] [[God]] | |||
Image:Godse.cx.jpg|[[God]] is a fan of Goatse too | |||
Image:Cosmic_Goatse.jpg|The Goatse nebula | |||
Image:Goatselol.gif|Pluto is also a fan of [[EXTREME]] anal stretching | |||
Image:Igoatse.jpg|[[Apple]] supports Goatse | |||
Image:Goatpod.jpg|[[Moar]] support from Apple | |||
Image:Goatse.gif | |||
Image:Laptop goatse.jpg|I'm never skyping with grandpa again | |||
Image:Metro goatse.jpg|[[Canada]] loves Goatse too! | |||
Image:Chicken cartoon goatse.gif | |||
Image:Goatse_tree.jpg|Plz to be helping [[Goatse]] | |||
Image:Goatse_sweater.jpg|The [[Goatse]] sweater | |||
Image:Mexican_Goatse.JPG|Mexican car batteries do Goatse, too | |||
Image:Kirkj.jpg|[[Kirk Johnson|The man]] around the anus | |||
Image:ManHole.jpg | |||
Image:Goatsewav.jpg|Goatse.wav | |||
Image:Goatse4kids.jpg|Just so the kids aren't left out. | |||
Image:Goatse-bookcover.jpg|[[DOUBLE NIGGER|Double the Goatse]], double the fun | |||
Image:Goatze.gif|[[Real]] Goatse | |||
Image:goatselazer.jpg | |||
Image:Spartse.jpg|[[300|This is Spartse!]] | |||
Image:Goatse_wordsearch.jpg|[[Seriously|Found on back of a crayon pack]] | |||
Image:3D_GOATSE.jpg|3D Goatse | |||
Image:bush_goatse.jpg|The REAL weapon of <s>m</s>'''ass''' destruction | |||
Image:reverse_goat.jpg | |||
Image:Goatsewitness.jpg | |||
File:Kill Bill Goatse.gif | |||
Image:goatsegame.jpg|3D interactive Goatse in [[Gloom|Games]] | |||
Image:Goatse4.jpg|A rare [[Madeleine McCann]] drawing | |||
Image:Goatsegirl2.jpg|[[Goatse Girl]] | |||
Image:Glameow Goatse.png|Who's that Pokemon? | |||
Image:YiffGoatse.jpg|[[Digimon]] Goatse: [[yiff]]tastic | |||
Image:LegoGoatse.jpg|[[wtf]]. | |||
Image:Goatse7.jpg|[[X? in my Y?|Goatse? In my store?]] | |||
Image:Goatsepokemon.gif|[[X? in my Y?|Goatse? In my]] [[Pokemans]]? | |||
Image:Targoat.jpg | |||
Image:Tamagotchigoatse.jpg | |||
Image:Lordoftheringsgoatse.jpg|Lord of the Goatse | |||
Image:Worsethangoatse.jpg|Worse than Goatse. | |||
Image:BowserGoatse.jpg|[[X? in my Y?|Goatse? In my]] [[Nintendo]]? | |||
Image:Mariots.gif|[[Moar]] [[Nintendo]] Goatse. | |||
Image:Goatsewars.jpg|Behold the [[star wars|GoatseStar]]! | |||
Image:Goatse.jpg | |||
Image:Goatsecola.jpg|Delicious Goatse Cola | |||
Image:Goatseoflove.jpg|Barry Bonds hit number 760 | |||
Image:Westnet.gif|Westnet logo | |||
Image:Saddam_goatse.jpg|The hole they dug [[Saddam Hussein]] out of | |||
Image:goatcomp.jpg|WANT! | |||
Image:Goatsecake2.jpg|Goatse[[cake]] [[2.0]] - edible art! | |||
Image:Mooning.jpg|[[fail]] | |||
Image:Homerhatesgoatse.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]!!! | |||
Image:Tv_kids.JPG | |||
Image:Goatse_the_Snack.jpg|[[Delicious_cake|It is delicious goatse, you must eat it]] | |||
Image:Wtfgoatse.jpg|[[Broadcaster]] gone wrong :O | |||
Image:GoatseBioshock.jpg|[[Bioshock]] Goatse | |||
Image:Goatgle.jpg|[[Google]] supports Goatse | |||
Image:In_memory_of_a_legend.jpg|A touching tribute to the cornhole that changed the world. | |||
Image:Goatsegame.gif | |||
Image:ReverseGoatse.jpg | |||
Revision as of 21:21, 11 June 2022
Go to goatse.ru
g g o / \ \ / \ o a| | \ | | a t| `. | | : t s` | | \| | s e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | * g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x * | \ \____) `---- --' | * g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g o | / | | \ | o a | | / \ \ | a t | / / | | \ |t s | / / \__/\___/ | |s e | / | | | |e x | | | | | |x
If you are to much of a nice person to use Goatse as a trolling tool, redirect someone to the shocking ASCII version here.
Galleries
If you're too lazy to click on every picture, there's a slideshow of the entire picture set here. Be warned, however: this site is owned and operated by the same fgt as Meatspin.
{{cg|Gallery of Goatse|galleryofgoatse|center|
- Long Stairs by Goatse.png
- Cockmonglegoatse.jpg
- Goatse Acrobatics.gif
- Newgoatse01.jpg
Being gay is not ok
- Jamesholmesgoatse.png
|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:goatsegentlemen.jpeg
Image:newgoatse02.jpg
File:Goatsebush.jpg
File:Home Alone Goatse.jpg
Image:newgoatse03.jpg
File:Magiceye.jpg.gif
Image:newgoatse04.jpg
Image:newgoatse05.jpg
Image:newgoatse06.jpg
Image:newgoatse07.jpg
Image:newgoatse08.jpg
Image:Goatse oreilly.jpg|Goatse.cks: Resurrection. Much more disturbing than the original. Praise the Lawd!
Image:Girl_goatse.jpg|Girls can try too
Image:File.jpg
Image:2012goat.jpg|A Goatse-inspired alternative design for the London 2012 Olympics Logo
Image:Time_Goatse_Cover.jpg|It's amazing what a 90 degree turn can do
Image:Goatse-time.jpg|A more explicit Time Magazine parody
Image:NYT Goatse 01 22 08.jpg|Goatse meets AIDS in the New York Times letters page
Image:AncientGoatse.jpeg|The legend of the Goatse has existed throughout time
Image:Goatsepants.jpg|Introducing the new Goatse(TM) line of clothing.
Image:pump.jpg
Image:1337-goatse.png|Goatse is 1337 on ED
Image:3-goatse-tattoo.jpg
File:Bananase.png
Image:33059.Banners-in-my GOATSE!!.jpg
Image:Goatse melon.jpg
Image:Goatse ring.gif
Image:Asciiigoatse.JPG|ASCII Goatse in .jpg form
Image:Goatse_is_god.jpg|Goatse is the One True God
Image:Godse.cx.jpg|God is a fan of Goatse too
Image:Cosmic_Goatse.jpg|The Goatse nebula
Image:Goatselol.gif|Pluto is also a fan of EXTREME anal stretching
Image:Igoatse.jpg|Apple supports Goatse
Image:Goatpod.jpg|Moar support from Apple
Image:Goatse.gif
Image:Laptop goatse.jpg|I'm never skyping with grandpa again
Image:Metro goatse.jpg|Canada loves Goatse too!
Image:Chicken cartoon goatse.gif
Image:Goatse_tree.jpg|Plz to be helping Goatse
Image:Goatse_sweater.jpg|The Goatse sweater
Image:Mexican_Goatse.JPG|Mexican car batteries do Goatse, too
Image:Kirkj.jpg|The man around the anus
Image:ManHole.jpg
Image:Goatsewav.jpg|Goatse.wav
Image:Goatse4kids.jpg|Just so the kids aren't left out.
Image:Goatse-bookcover.jpg|Double the Goatse, double the fun
Image:Goatze.gif|Real Goatse
Image:goatselazer.jpg
Image:Spartse.jpg|This is Spartse!
Image:Goatse_wordsearch.jpg|Found on back of a crayon pack
Image:3D_GOATSE.jpg|3D Goatse
Image:bush_goatse.jpg|The REAL weapon of mass destruction
Image:reverse_goat.jpg
Image:Goatsewitness.jpg
File:Kill Bill Goatse.gif
Image:goatsegame.jpg|3D interactive Goatse in Games
Image:Goatse4.jpg|A rare Madeleine McCann drawing
Image:Goatsegirl2.jpg|Goatse Girl
Image:Glameow Goatse.png|Who's that Pokemon?
Image:YiffGoatse.jpg|Digimon Goatse: yifftastic
Image:LegoGoatse.jpg|wtf.
Image:Goatse7.jpg|Goatse? In my store?
Image:Goatsepokemon.gif|Goatse? In my Pokemans?
Image:Targoat.jpg
Image:Tamagotchigoatse.jpg
Image:Lordoftheringsgoatse.jpg|Lord of the Goatse
Image:Worsethangoatse.jpg|Worse than Goatse.
Image:BowserGoatse.jpg|Goatse? In my Nintendo?
Image:Mariots.gif|Moar Nintendo Goatse.
Image:Goatsewars.jpg|Behold the GoatseStar!
Image:Goatse.jpg
Image:Goatsecola.jpg|Delicious Goatse Cola
Image:Goatseoflove.jpg|Barry Bonds hit number 760
Image:Westnet.gif|Westnet logo
Image:Saddam_goatse.jpg|The hole they dug Saddam Hussein out of
Image:goatcomp.jpg|WANT!
Image:Goatsecake2.jpg|Goatsecake 2.0 - edible art!
Image:Mooning.jpg|fail
Image:Homerhatesgoatse.jpg|DO NOT WANT!!!
Image:Tv_kids.JPG
Image:Goatse_the_Snack.jpg|It is delicious goatse, you must eat it
Image:Wtfgoatse.jpg|Broadcaster gone wrong :O
Image:GoatseBioshock.jpg|Bioshock Goatse
Image:Goatgle.jpg|Google supports Goatse
Image:In_memory_of_a_legend.jpg|A touching tribute to the cornhole that changed the world.
Image:Goatsegame.gif
Image:ReverseGoatse.jpg