Oreimo Radio 17
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April 8, 2011
"Aya-chi"Ayana Taketatsu -Kirino
"Kana-chan" Kana Hanazawa -Kuroneko
Guest: Hayami Saori - Ayase
Drama
Ayase: Hello, radio listeners. Pleased to meet you. I'm Aragaki Ayase. Starting today, Kirino and I will be starting a short drama corner. This is my first time doing radio work. There's a lot I don't know. But let's get along.
Kuroneko: Please don't lie from the very start.
Ayase: Oh? Who are you?
Kuroneko: Kuroneko. I guess I should say pleased to meet you, special guest Aragaki Ayase-san.
Ayase: That's right. Pleased to meet you. I was wondering who you were. So you're the ex-host Kuroneko-san. What's wrong. You don't show up this time. Ah, perhaps you made a mistake. How silly you are, Kuroneko-san.
Kuroneko: Thank you for suddenly picking a fight. I have fun news for you. Apparently you and I are doing the radio this time.
Ayase: What nonsense are you saying. Hey, where's Kirino?
Kuroneko: I have the phone. Hear it from the horse's mouth.
Kirino: Hello? Ayase. It's me!
Ayase: Kirino? Where are you right now?
Kirino: Sorry, Ayase! Today, there's a new game that I've gotta play! Hanazawa-san does the voice from one of the characters. So can you fill in for my radio spot?
Ayase: I guess I have no choice... eeeeh?!
Kirino: Sorry! Good luck!
Ayase:! Wait! Kirino? Kirino! Eeeh!
Kuroneko: On the radio this time is the Kuroneko and Ayase buddy-buddy combi.
Ayase: Buddies?! We don't even talk in the main show!
Kuroneko: But we have fun talking in the PSP game.
Ayase: We were at the point of killing each other actually.
Kuroneko: I hope we don't meet in the main show.
Ayase: Exactly.
Kuroneko: Now that everything's cleared up, I'd like to read a letter.
Ayase: We really have to do this?
Kuroneko: We have no choice. A certain someone is focused on a new game. She asked you to fill-in because she trusts you. Are you sure you want to disappoint her?
Ayase: You are right. I have no choice. Let's do this.
Kuroneko: We announced a special guest on Twitter, but amazing there's a request for you.
Ayase: Someone predicted I would be a guest.
Kuroneko: Go ahead and read it.
Ayase: "Hello, Ayase-san. I always enjoy reading about you punishing Kyousuke-oniisan. Next time, which tool will you play with?"
Kuroneko: Thank you for the request. So guest-san, what's your answer?
Ayase: A lighter.
Kuroneko: A lighter?! You mean, for starting a fire? I'm scared to ask, but how will you punish him with a lighter?
Ayase: Umm... well... Burn him to death?
Kuroneko: What a funny joke.
Ayase: Eh?
Kuroneko: Eh?
Ayase: Of course I'm joking!
Kuroneko: Why do I have to do this radio show with this devil?
Ayase: Don't say this. I'm so glad to meet you, Kuroneko-san.
Kuroneko: What are you saying?
Ayase: After we're done recording for the radio, let's talk in the boiler room. ...about Kirino.
Kuroneko: After recording, I will run away... for my life.
Ayase: Looks like it's about time. I will close it out today. Please continue to enjoy the main radio show. Ah! She really ran!
Intro
4:35
Hayami: Aragaki Ayase, I'm Hayami Saori.
Aya-chi: Yay!
Kana-chan: What's with that yay?
A: This is the 17th one.
K: Hayami-chan joined our drama.
A: Ayase is scary.
K: Kuroneko ran away.
A: She must be scary for Kuroneko to run away.
H: But she's a good girl.
A: Yeah.
K: But she has a black side.
H: She says what she really thinks.
K: She likes Kirino too much.
A: Well, next month Hayami-chan turns 20?
H: I am.
A: So you're not 20 yet?!
K: No, Hayami is a forever teen.
A: Eh? 17?
K: To me, Hayami-chan will always be a teen.
H: How many years has it been.
A: Since you were 14?
K: You really can do a lot.
H: Yay!
A: It's like me.
6:45
H: Let's talk about Oreimo.
A: On the homepage are pictures of or character.
H: What happened to Kuroneko? She looks like she hasn't been eating.
K: She's been eating. But she's tired from house work. Taking care of her little sisters. Since Hayami-chan, please do an illustration of Ayase?
H: Really?
K: But the yadon you drew last time. That's not anywhere. We've got to put it up. It's scary. I see Hayami-chan a lot.
A: Me too.
K: Draw a bold picture. I look forward to it. You're drawing it now?
H: Ayase...
K: Hayami have you read the original light novels?
H: I have. I had already read the original work when I did the audition. At first I thought she was cute, just Kirino's normal friend. I thought she was a normal character, so... It's practice.
A: Kana-chan and I can't talk about it.
H: How much should I draw?
K: So you read the original work, so you had that image in mind. When that black side appeared.
H: It surprised me. When doing the audition, I tried to be cute. But in the manuscript it's not cute at all. The gap is so refreshing. I think it was really worth doing.
K: Yeah.
H: It's exciting. I think it's fun.
K: Hayami-chan has been so lively lately.
H: She's not really scary.
K: I think it's so funny.
A: But she really is scary.
H: Really?
9:25
A: Was it episode five? On the way back from Comike, Kirino meets Ayase. And she's like, "Why are you running away?" And she grabs her.
K: Did the direction tell you to be very scary?
H: They told me that. After that, they were half laughing.
A: That was amazing. After that, it was hard to talk Hayami-chan.
H: Really?
A: It was like, "Hayami-chan, how do you want to do this part of the script?" But... I didn't say it.
H: Really?
K: Aren't you drawing too much? But they're scary. Why are their eyes all dots?
H: They're not. Like a Yadon? The outline is right.
K: Yeah. I suppose. Oh no! How scary!
H: It's not scary.
A: It's like a girl from a book.
11:03
K: It's drawn.
H: Also, speaking of Oreimo. Those lines for the game.
K: How was that? Ayase's were amazing. The rumor is Ayase route is amazing.
H: Ayase route has the biggest extremes. She's really happy when happy. When it's bad, it's the end of life.
A: Bad end. When picking between Ayase and Kirino. Ayase is like, "Oniichan, you said you picked me! You liar!"
H: It was scary even for me while I was saying it. The game scenario
K: I bet it was tiring.
H: It was. It was a personal battle. It was hard. But I think it was worth doing. Everyone, try it if you haven't.
A: Please do. Another big opening this time. So let's start.
Not a corner
12:36
A: Kana-chan, what time do you end work today?
K: Today? Probably 8 o'clock.
A: I got it. Then I'll wait until you finish~
K: Something was in it.
Otaku Girls Gather!
12:53
K: Oh no. So I'm making Taketatsu Ayana wait till 8 o'clocK?!
A: I'll wait all this time. That line just now. If Ayase had said it, it'd be so scary.
H: <Ayase voice> Hanazawa-san, what time do you finish work today?
K: About 8 o'clock.
H: I understand. Then, I will wait until you finish.
A: How scary!
K: I'll be killed!
A: She's waiting. What will happen then?
K: I'll stretch out my work.
A: But if you make her wait longer, that'll be scary too. She'd be waiting all that time.
H: Why don't you come?
K: Ayase has so much force.
A: By the way, Hayami-chan, what kind of otaku are you?
H: What otaku?
K: What otaku is Hayami?
A: Maybe you're not an otaku?
K: What's your hobby?
H: Like watching movie? Oh, I'm an art otaku.
K: Do you go to museums?
H: I go to museums a lot. Kana-san is really interested in photos. I like live events.
K: Really? Artists and lives?
H: Last year there was a ramen thing.
A: You're active.
K: Hayami is active. You go out a lot.
H: If I want to do something, I do it.
A: I see.
K: Your future seems bright.
15:11
A: I like Kiririn-san, but I like Kuronyan more! "I have male otaku friend. We recently fought over manga. He's a strange guy who likes Hunter x Hunter (Hantahanta), GunSlinger Girl (GangaGirl), Kami no mizushiru Sekai Wo (Nomizora). So we fought. I can't forgive him for shortening my favorite work, Itazura no Kiss, to Zurakiss. You understand right?"
K: Itazura no Kiss is probably shortened to Itakiss. Not Zurakiss.
H: I see. So different people shorten things differently. Like in Kansai, it's Makudo.
K: Like FamiMart.
A: Binicon.
H: She likes that manga after all.
K: Oreimo too.
A: Oreimo.
K: OreNoImo also exists too, right?
A: Yeah.
K: Which is it?
H: Is there any others?
A: Like OreKon, OreNai.
K: But Oreimo, it has to have the imouto.
A: Orenai.
K: You have no sense for shortening things. Please stop Zurakiss though.
17:54
A: From Otakuko Mihori-san: "I always listen to this radio show while grinning. I love shows like Oreimo, Keion, ?Reiru shows where girls appear a lot. Of course, I play galgames. I have 9 year-old little brother. When I'm in my room playing galgames, he'd come in my room saying "let's go to the toilets". And he saw me playing a galgames. I told him not to tell, but he exposed it to my parents who took them all away. How can I get them back. Help!"
H: It's like Kirino's household at first.
A: Yeah. It seemed like Father would take it all away. But why were they taken away?
K: Because she was playing a galgame that she shouldn't? But I wonder what the little kid said.
A: "Oneechan was playing a game." How can she get them back.
H: Ask why it's not allowed.
A: My household was pretty free going.
K: Yeah, you played galgames in your living room.
H: You don't hear about them getting taken away. Maybe the mother likes other galgames. So she doesn't like those.
K: The family should play together.
K: This is hard.
H: Talk it out.
A: Just buy some. Galbee. "I'm such an idiot". Say that they're not a bad influence. Seiyuu Taketatsu says it's okay. Since I turned out okay.
20:59
A: Pink no tofu 27 year old male.
K: Not a otakuko.
A: But it was delivered. Seems special, so I'll read it. "I always listen while working. I suppose it's weird for a male like me send to a corner for otakuko. But there's something I need to tell you two. Oreimo has a lot of otaku. My wife is actually quite an otakuko. In the summer/winter Comike I always go alone. Everything she requests are BL. Of course, I buy the books. But I have to go through the drama of the girls around saying I'm buying BL. I have two daughters, but they like the anime my wife likes. The older girl is already three. I worry about her future. I like my wife, so I'll always support her."
K: I see.
A: What's Kankeitsura?
K: But it was three years ago. She's three years ago.
H: Kusano? Kusano-chan? Family name.
A: What kind of name is it?
K: They should just get along. But a male buying BL.
H: I'm sure the seller is like, "He's a male. So he's one of us."
K: Isn't it like Kyousuke.
A: Ordered around like Kirino. Good luck!
K: It's for your wife!
A: You should just go together.
K: They have children though.
???? Wake
23:52
A: ?????? wake
K: Let me explain to Hayami. Listeners send in requests for us to imitate people. Hayami, we want you to do it too.
A: We should all do it.
K: Hayami, Kuroyanagi Tetsuko.
H: That's too much.
A: Do it.
H: Evening. It's in the room.
K: You should always talk like that, Hayami.
A: Maybe we can do them at events.
K: Imitation Mail.
H: Why are we doing this corner.
K: We imitated Bandou Eiji-san. Aya-chi in an life counseling corner. She read it like Bandou Eiji-san. Start with Aya-chi.
26:16
A: From Dream Fighter-san: "In episode 14, you two requested imitations. Please try a Sakana Gunsou." Gyo gyo gyo gyo.
K: It's like a monster.
H: I've seen Sakana Gunsou. Kyokyokyo. It sounds like a middle schooler.
27:50
A: Pen name Kinnen Mawari Miru Chinju-san: "For 14, I recommend fan favorite Wakamoto-san. A lot of seiyuu have tried it. His famous phrase is 'Fugata-kun, hurry home. Tada-chan and dinner is waiting.'"
K: That's long.
30:47
H: From Yanmei-san. "I've thought of something you can imitate. How about the sound when Mario jumps? I think it'll be simple."
A: Let's all do it.
31:48
A: From Kiririn-san @ Otaku.net: "How about Nakama Yukie who was in Trick and Gokusen?"
H: But that's hard to imitate.
A: How's she talk?
H: Even when upset, she is calm.
K: What was her famous Gokusen line?
H: In Trick it was "I see through your trick!"
K: Not so much nose!
33:25
K: From Clover-san: "I always enjoying listening. My first is war cameraman Watanabe Yobichi-san. The other is Tanoshingo-san."
K: I want to talk to Britney Spear-san.
A: Who? Why Britney Spears?
?: Hello. I'm the real Watanabe Yobichi.
K: Hayami is last.
H: You two did it cutely.
37:20
A: From Nikai Kara Botsu-san: "Mayamiki-san". Don't give up!
H: Don't give up!
38:28
K: From Radio Name Shigeki wo motomeru otoshi-san: "18 Arare-chan".
A: This is hard. I thought it'd be more anime characters.
K: Or famous lines.
A: Let me announce. I get one. Kana-chan got zero. Hayami-chan got 2.5.
K: Please send easier ones.
H: But this is hard to do without some research. We don't know what the special characteristics.
Life Consultation
41:43
A: Chan Hayami.
H: You flipped Hayami-chan around.
43:01
A: Pompu-san "Why can't I remove the excess?" -Kodama Kiyoshi
Hayami explains it.
44:00
A: 7.6% human-san: "Lately, I don't know what I am." - Cellphone.
H: I thought it was Acchan. It was cute.
K: Why?
A: Because it has a lot features. Like iPhone.
45:10
A: Kirin-san: "I'm a manga little sister character, but I don't have any goods!" - Jaiko
H: It's true.
K: I've heard of Jaiko goods. Jaiko clear file. Jaiko notebook. Jaiko key holder.
H: Jaiko hat.
A: A red beret?
K: Jaiko dakimakura.
46:18
A: From Marurun: "Is it this person? Even hearing it, I honestly don't know." - God of romances.
H: This person is in position from god.
47:19
A: I'm Christ-san: "Return to your original form! Koike Shou's little sister" - Old brother.
K: What is that?
H: Card Captor Sakura.
K: She made her own cards.
A: I drew the Clow Card pictures.
H: I bought the Clow Card set.
A: You're rich.
H: Which Clow Card did you like?
A: I liked them all?
H: Windy?
A: Windy. Jump. Firey.
H: Which character did you like?
A: Shaorin. His character song.
H: I liked Yukito-san
A: I think I liked Touya-oniichan.
H: Touya-kun and Yukito-kun...
A: Seemed love love.
H: Eriol-kun. Yukito-san is the Yue character.
A: Kana-chan!
H: Kana-san, you didn't watch?
K: I saw it, but forgot.
A: I have the DVDs. Let's watch them.
K: I didn't think you'd know so much, Hayami.
A: Which costume do you like?
H: Costume? I remember the first one, the white and pink one.
A: The one with wings. I like the one from the opening.
H: Yukito-san on his bike while slyly throwing the candy.
A: Sakura going "hoe" is cute.
Ending
50:30
K: Miki-san's glasses. I tried not to look at them.
A: Thank you, Hayami-chan.
K: But we only talked about Oreimo in the beginning.
A: Come again.
K: Card Captor comrade. At first she was my Pokemon card comrade, but Aya-chi took her. We need to find another common point.
A: Talk to your manager about your schedule. Come again. It's time.
Bye bye!